Monday, October 25, 2010
Someone Stole My Feet.........
Has anyone seen my feet? Size 10 1/2 EE. Hard working, never complaining, strong, able, all the toes, etc. I believe someone stole them and replaced them with an inferior set.
The current ones hurt, tingle, burn, some toes don't work, and they are always complaining about something.... sometimes they are so sensitive that pain erupts if anything even touches them while other times the numbing tingling shooting pain is so severe that I am sure that I am sure that I am standing in a fire ant bed. At night they are difficult, not wanting to go to sleep and often waking me up at some very early hour. I often have to hang them off the end of the bed so that nothing touches them. At what point did my feet become spoiled adolescents?
My beautiful caregiver treats them like royalty, applying a special nerve concoction cream every morning and night, putting on extra soft socks, and yesterday even helped me buy some cushy walking shoes.
These feet are definitely not the set that came as original equipment 58 years ago.
So if you are out and about or on the web, please keep an eye out for my old feet. I am monitoring Craigs list and EBay on a daily basis.........
Posted by Big EZ